Olivia Newton John - Greatest Hits

As a kid, there was something pretty special about Olivia Newton-John. Ten year old me would sing along to the radio, belting out the chorus to "Let Me Be There," and all was right in the world. There were others too, and it was weird that this country singer was such a big deal to me. Of course, when I saw her album covers, she was so pretty. Maybe not Barbara Feldon pretty, but she was Agent 99. Yeah, that's a little embarrassing to think about now, but hey, it is what it is. It was also Agent 99 who once asked, "Do you ever think before you speak?" To which I should reply, "... would you believe ..."

Anyways, this was all before things changed when Grease was released. I loved early Olivia, but the later stuff was at odds with where I was musically. Oh, make no mistake, there was something wicked about "Evil" Sandy, the temptress in her black pants, but the music ... it was, it was, unthinkably horrid. HORRID. Of course, time has softened my opinion on the movie and the soundtrack, but at the time ... This was the forbidden period, and the disco stuff, and then the workout videos were too much.

However, this era, this early chapter before things went south, was magic. Now, with all this gushing gooeyness, you'd think I had her poster on my wall and a stack of records next to my bed. Nah, I have to admit that all I knew were the few radio hits. I never bought an album by her, but some of the big songs were pretty special. That's what the radio was for.

The Greatest Hits touches on the big moments, "Let Me Be There" and "I Honestly Love You" along with "Please Mr. Please," a song that always got me in the feels. The schmaltz just didn't end there ... "Have You Ever Been Mellow" was pure syrup, and it was so good. These songs are so steeped in nostalgia that it's a weird feeling sitting here listening to the album. I mean, really, some of the arrangements and instrumentation are so cheesy it's almost awkward to listen to without cringing a little. Olivia's voice was so pure and earnest that it didn't matter. Of course, not every song was a familiar one, and those ones didn't really have a lot of impact, which is sort of what I expected.

The songs on the album are presented in chronological order, which is something I always like in an anthology. I know song order could be tweaked for presentation, but hearing the songs in the order they were released allows you to sort of experience the songs in roughly the order they were originally first heard. The songs were produced by John Farrar, who was behind all of her early albums and would work with her through many of her later releases as well.

It's still pretty impressive. She was still a young lady, not quite 30, and if she'd never released anything else after 1977, she still would have had one hell of a career. It's weird to think that her early country/pop era from the early to mid-'70s would be more or less a nostalgic footnote compared to her later career.

For me, though, I am partial to the first side. If they'd been able to squeeze "Please Mr. Please" onto Side One, I'd never turn the album over to look at the backside ... and why wouldn't I want to do that?

Friggin' Evil Sandy.